back on the twilight track :)

so i have these posted on my other quote blog too...but im gonna add them here since this IS a TWILIGHT blog:

THE TWILIGHT 10 COMMANDMENTS:
1. Edward is you greek god you shall worship his hotness
2. You shall not make wrongful use of the name cullen
3. Remember the characters birthdays and make them holy
4. Honor Carlisle and Esme cullen
5. You shall not bite or drink human blood
6. You shall not commit adultery (unless it’s with Jacob black)
7. You shall only steal expensive cars
8. You shall not bear false witness against mythical creatures
9. You shall totally covet the cullens’ cars
10. You shall TOTALLY covet bella’s, alice’s, and rosalie’s boyfriends

SURE SIGNS THAT GIRL'S A TWILIGHTER:
1. She orders mushroom ravioli anytime she eats at an Italian restaurant.
2. August 2, 2008 has the same level of importance as a national holiday.
3. She’s able to explain, in detail, the vampire wars of the southern U.S. and Mexico.
4. The sight of a shiny, silver Volvo causes a reaction that is akin to an epileptic seizure.
5. The above reaction is replaced with intense disappointment when she realizes the driver is only human…not a bronze-haired, pale-skinned vampire.
6. When vacationing in Volterra, Italy, she skips the castle tour.
7. She refers to her boyfriend as her “brand of heroin” or her own “personal sun.”
8. For her, Christmas is coming early in 2008. More specifically, on December 12th.
9. She only dates men who sparkle in the sun or run around shirtless in snowstorms.
10. She names one of her children any of the following: Bella, Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, Alice, Esme, or Carlisle.
11. If someone has a high, persistent fever, she asks if they’re part Quileute.
12. She’d rather be deathly pale than healthily tan, because that’s how the Cullens do it.
13. She goes cliff-diving in the hopes of meeting werewolves.
14. She buys gold contacts for her boyfriend to wear.
15. She debates whether the local zoos’ grizzlies are irritable enough for Emmett Cullen.
16. Air conditioners and space heaters aren’t just household appliances to her…
17. She prefers forks to spoons.
18. Hands holding an apple and a red ribbon torn in half have amazing meaning to her.
19. She belongs to two or more Facebook groups proclaiming her love for Edward Cullen and/or Jacob Black.
20. She insists that her boyfriend work out constantly to get that “werewolf physique.”
21. Motorcycles automatically remind her of Jacob Black.
22. She’s wearing this shirt.
23. Telling her “Edward Cullen is not real” brings on fits of violence and hysteria.
24. “Jacob Black is not real” gets the exact same reaction.
25. “Mike Newton is not real” garners a shrug and “So? Nobody likes him anyway.”
26. She tells little kids thunder is the sound of vampires playing baseball.
27. She avoids anyone named Victoria, James, Laurent, and Jane.
28. Flirtatious blonde waitresses are her mortal enemies.
29. Any song can somehow be applied to Bella, Edward, or Jacob.
30. The pros and cons of dating vampires and werewolves are normal topics of conversation.
31. Her fictional love life is more complicated than her real one.

totally awesome right? i know! i have this huge obsessive twilight list...you know the ones that are like...you know youre obsessed when....yeahh those. but thats wayyy to long to post on here. maybe if you beg :]